The following is a quote from an astronaut speaking about a spacecraft

"There's so much more elbow room in there compared to the Soyuz," he said. "Instead of just bringing two of your buddies, you can bring six ... It's got modern electronics, it's got modern materials in the heat shield. So technologically, it's a giant leap beyond the Soyuz."

SpaceX reveals new-look passenger spacecraft

One could think of a number of snarky comments that could be made (especially given that Elon Musk is also the CEO of Tesla), but I'm kind of amazed that this is how human beings are speaking about spacecraft these days.

Perhaps it should all be taken with a grain of salt since this quote was spoken at a publicity event by someone who works for SpaceX.

Still...how long until I can take a vacation to Mars?

This, But For Computer Programming

If you meet a philosopher on a train and ask him his profession, he is likely to lie. It is not that philosophers are especially prone to lying, but rather that philosophy is a peculiar profession. To tell your fellow passenger that you are a philosopher opens up an awkward line of questioning. ... If you take the plunge, however, and accept the label of philosopher, you must be prepared for the disappointment when your listener hears that you don't live in a hut on a mountaintop, haven't uncovered the secret of life, and cannot explain why the world exists. If you are foolish enough to go further and attempt to describe your lifelong attempt to reconcile the epistemology of mathematics with its ontology, be prepared to encounter a look in which boredom and horror are blended equally. Best, therefore, to say simply that you are an architect, and leave it at that.

— A World Without Time, Palle Yourgrau, page 164.

Some possible substitutions:

Philosopher	Computer Programmer
he/him	she/her
live in a hut on a mountaintop	live in your parents basement
uncovered the secret of life	know why my computer is running so slowly
explain why the world exists	install the driver for my printer
reconcile the epistemology of mathematics with its ontology	figure out the best cache invalidation strategy to provide a balance of performance and freshness

As a corollary, I wonder if there is a t-shirt for philosophers that is congruent with the "No, I will not fix your computer" t-shirt for computer professionals, something like "No, I will not fix your worldview."